FW: The Devil's Confession

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Quotes from famous comedians

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

 -- George Burns

 "The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."

-- Johnny Carson

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry." 

-- Bill Cosby

 "Don't worry about senility," my grandfather used to say. "When it hits you, you won't know it."

 -- Bill Cosby

 "Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli."

 -- Bill Cosby

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." 

-- Rita Rudner

"I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them."

 -- Rita Rudner

 "No face, mouth open ... that is how the drug companies see the public."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

"On the side of the box of my superman costume it actually said - Do not attempt to fly!" 

-- Jerry Seinfeld

"If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?"

 -- Steven Wright

"Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." 

-- Steven Wright

Pity the Nation

PITY THE NATION

Pity the nation that is full of beliefs and empty of religion.

Pity the nation that wears a cloth it does not weave,

eats a bread it does not harvest,

and drinks a wine that flows not from its own wine-press.

Pity the nation that acclaims the bully as hero,

and that deems the glittering conqueror bountiful.

Pity a nation that despises a passion in its dream,

yet submits in its awakening.

Pity the nation that raises not its voice

save when it walks in a funeral,

boasts not except among its ruins,

and will rebel not save when its neck is laid

between the sword and the block.

Pity the nation whose statesman is a fox,

whose philosopher is a juggler,

and whose art is the art of patching and mimicking.

Pity the nation that welcomes its new ruler with trumpeting,

and farewells him with hooting,

only to welcome another with trumpeting again.

Pity the nation whose sages are dumb with years

and whose strong men are yet in the cradle.

Pity the nation divided into into fragments,

each fragment deeming itself a nation.

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Khalil Jibran